Like Father Like Son

I'm not even gonna lie, I can't wait to have kids. As a 19 year old alpha male, I probably shouldn't say things like that because in truth I'm really not trying to any time soon, but really--I can't wait [I think you understand]. I think my want of an offspring has less to do with spreading my seed and more so with having a connection with someone who looks up to me to teach them everything they need to know in life. I don't know about you guys, but there are few times where I've had someone actually listen to me just because I was me. Not because they knew I could get them an A on their essay, or because the only way I'll ever shut up is if they let me finish my story, but just because it was me, and they were there, and we were together. It's a great feeling knowing someone loves to hear you ramble on just because they love the way your ramble. It'll be like having the ultimate protégé except this one last forever.  

AH WELL, none of this matters though because chicks are, how do you say in twitter, #CONFUSING. You think you know them, and then you don't. You think things are going okay and then you take a second look and realize she's not all over you like you had originally hoped she was. Such is life I suppose. No worries though, I think I have two more lives left so I'll just slip in this quarter and go for the win while I've still got a chance. Game's not over yet.

Now why is this all relevant? Well, one a my favorite brands [Fred Perry] finally got around to adding a kids line to their collection. When I saw it this got me thinking about my life and kids and all that biznazz, so I figured I'd just share my thoughts since this is one of the few outlets that I actually have. Now I don't know how I'm going to afford it considering that a bottom dollar prostitute can walk off with more money annually than any high school teacher I know, but if daddy has a cardigan then so shall son.

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