Business Cards with no Business?

That's why I call them leisure cards. I put the order in almost a month ago and I was REALLY excited to tell you guys but I just decided to keep it a secret until I had them in the flesh. I wanted to call them pleasure cards [opposite of business] but I was promptly informed that that may be insinuating a service that I'm not exactly attempting to offer [OR AM I]. Either way, it's a clever way of introducing myself [and my blog] without looking like a total creep.
I can't remember if I've ever told you guys what I want to do with my life but my main goal is to be a high school English teacher and eventually a professor. I know, I know, it's a tough job but somebody's got to do it. I'd love to write music or maybe even fashion articles on the side but that'd be just for fun and or petty cash. I've been a pretty moderate trumpet player for about 11 years, and I've got included in my resume, three, count em three ska bands, so who knows what might happen. I've also been throwing around the idea of a screenplay but I'll keep that completely under wraps until I figure out how exactly I want to go about that. I may not have a business for my business cards for now, but who knows what might happen in the future.