Too Hot, and I'm Not Talking About Myself. Image Dump

*Looks down at weather channel app* Today? High 97. Tomorrow? High 97. Next day? Well I think you're beginning to get the pattern. It's just too hot to walk, too hot to blog, too hot to do anything, and cold, filtered canteen water just isn't cutting it. Not only is the rest of the coming weeks about to be blistering hot, I have a feeling that it's going to be this way for the next three to five months 
(go figure). I'm usually not one to complain about the weather considering that I'm the first one to take my shirt off the moment the temperature reaches anything above 76, but come on, highs way north of 90, people dying on their way to work and no beach located within a 20 minute vicinity? This is just complete foolishness and I don't think I can stand for it any longer.

On a lighter note, we have air conditioning and I've got ample amounts of bad television and foreign novels to keep me company, so no worries. I'm still on the job hunt, and by that I mean I've pretty much lost all hope. In a perfect world I'd be making cash flow blogging or at the very least writing for someone else, but I'm sure we all know how difficult that can be. Damn how hard life is, why must it be that way though?

Well for now I guess that's just the way it is, unless I start making some income, then of course you'll definitely be "in the know" at that point. For now I'll just supply you guys and gals with a quaint selection of my favorite gifs and images, a few of which can be seen gracing the web-space of my TUMBLR page. Oh, and If anyone knows anyone with some job openings, *takes off ray bans, pulls out half empty resume* I'm your man. Till next time

I created a new YOUTUBE channel fully dedicated to my hoodrat antics, so If you're interested, don't be afraid to stop by, I'm sure I'll be able to keep you mildly entertained for another two to three minutes. See you there.